he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
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Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
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My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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