Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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