we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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