She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
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