I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
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started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
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there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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