so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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