Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
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I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
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After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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