the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
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Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
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He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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