they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
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I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
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I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
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