yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
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he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
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The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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