I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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