I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
My financial advisor pointed out that 37% of my income is currently going towards "non-essential food items"
That's banker lingo for "you're an alcoholic"
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
Randomize
