their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
my grandpa was trying to put butter into the pepsi and i'm like "grandpa what are you doing" and he looks down and goes "well i guess that wouldn't taste good anyway"
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
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You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
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She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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