it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
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homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
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I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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