Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
no, he came in my armpit
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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