You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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