your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
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