Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
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he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
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That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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