I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
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I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
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Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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