So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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