That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
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the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
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I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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