ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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