So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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