I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
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Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
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He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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