Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
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It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
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I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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