Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
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we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
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I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
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