She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
Randomize
