Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
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flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
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It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
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