Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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