How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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