I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
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