Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
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