I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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