Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
How many fucks given?
0.12846
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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