just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
We're not piercing ourselves today.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
Randomize
