When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
Randomize
