It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Randomize
