He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
Randomize
