UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
Can you bring me the toilet please
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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