I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
I'm taking a dump and eating a fortune cookie and it said "Force it to be successful"
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
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Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
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I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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