i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
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i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
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I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
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