haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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