Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
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Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
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Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
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