Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
I use my feet as sexual weapons
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