Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
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