His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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