Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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