pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
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Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
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We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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