I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
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He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
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The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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