I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
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Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
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I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
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