For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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