Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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