when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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