i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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