ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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